dyslexic 

a disease that makes you see things backwards or screwy

cixelsyd era uoy neht siht daer nac uoy fi

dyslexic by KrisMen September 15, 2003

dyslexic 

If you had it you would never find this definition. Why didn't they call it JEFF?

Dyslexic people cant catch because the part of the brain used for catching is closely related to seeing words and interpereting them. Did I mispell anything?

dyslexic by dont hit me August 13, 2003

Dyslexic 

Spastic

Dyslexic person: hi, i'm dyslexic
Normal person: wow, what a spastic

Dyslexic by spastic123 July 24, 2011

Dyslexic 

An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.

That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.

Dyslexic by Verges November 25, 2003

dyslexic 

the posh persons definition of thick

tarquin is a bit dyslexic because his family have been inbreeding since the 16th century

dyslexic by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

dyslexic 

If you searched for this word you are not it.
An insult to those who are particularly thick.

I doont nuw howe too speell thus ward

dyslexic by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Dyslexic 

Josue

“You’re dyslexic ✋🙄”

Dyslexic by _m00nday_ October 12, 2021