dwarf

How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.

Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)

by Corlin June 11, 2006

dwarf

"Dwarf" is slang for a marijuana cigarette which has been almost completely consumed.

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me a the pliers! - Firesign Theatre

by ethereel January 17, 2011

dwarf

A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.

Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!

by lalalala July 20, 2008

Dwarf

A slang term used to describe a pool of mortgage backed securities (MBSs) that have been issued by Fannie Mae and have a maturity of 15 years.

Man, It's time to toss that dwarf.

by Investment Biker February 20, 2009

Dwarf

Someone who hates being called cute

Person 1: Omg u so tiny
Person 2: FFFFFFFFF
>>person two is a dwarf<<

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Dwarf

Kaylum shaw

Kaylum shaw is a dwarf

by immaBLT December 4, 2018

Dwarf

Liv

Liv is a dwarf because she is a fat compressed bitch and a snitch

by Jah Nigga October 29, 2019