DWARF

(crude/insulting; used by misogynistic lotharios) acronym for "Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to Fuck"; implies desperation and lack of discrimination

You won't believe how many DWARFs I've bagged at PTA meetings!

by zarathustra53 September 25, 2014

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

Dwarf

When you’re under average height also known as Ethan

Ethan is a dwarf, he’s so small!

by Ethan is a dwarf February 21, 2019

Dwarf

When you are very short and your are not at average height also known as a midget

Wow! Ethan is a fucking dwarf. Motherfucker is so small. Fucking midget

by Ethan is a dwarf February 21, 2019

Dwarf

Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.

That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!

by TryBern June 24, 2008

Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

by 123 Fake Boner October 9, 2009

Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

by PKPLR January 18, 2015