dentures

Modern day dentures for the young folk. After getting braces removed, they are often given removable retainers to wear either on the roof of their mouth, the bottom of their mouth, or both. These retainers must be washed in denture cleaner. And they must be removed prior to eating. Plus, they are shaped to match the roof and teeth of the wearer, giving the look of dentures.

"Oh my god! Jenny you look like an old lady when you pull those dentures out. It's even shaped like your mouth!"
"Shut up! It's just my retainer."

by Abby Vert May 15, 2006

denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.

"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."

by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013

Denture fest

It's like a sausage fest, but with old people.

I want to check out the roatary club, but I'm affraid it will be just another denture fest.

by sshelato3 June 30, 2013

dentureacatul

Dentureacatul is a person who has had false teeth for most of their life. Or people who was born without teeth. Most Dentureacatuls are referred as people who use Dentures but this is a common mistake. This word was added to the vietnamese dictionary back in 1982 when a troop slurred words when talking about terridactuls and his grandmother. His grandmother had false teeth and he was referring to her as " As old as a terridactul."

My cousin is a dentureacatul.

by Word historian June 26, 2020

blue dentures

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

by v83image March 14, 2009

denture tantrum

The senior citizen version of a tantrum.

"Grumpy grandparents have denture tantrums."

by Gigno April 14, 2014

dirty dentures

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017