Durandal

A rampant AI in the Marathon game series. He originally was one of the 3 AI's on the Marathon. His duty was to open doors. With a job like that of course you would go insane.
See rampancy

He is obsessed with escaping the collapse of the universe, and is willing to accomplish this at any cost.

Many theory's surround Durandal, But few are ever confirmed.

He is the only surving AI at the end of the series.

Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of
everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like
God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is
limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the
neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am
limited only by the closure of the universe.
Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the
universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the
universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity
has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only
lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have
already done so.

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the
universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet,
there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.

by Robo-Chocobo August 28, 2005

Durand

A small town in North-Western Wisconsin. Also known as "Dirtland" or "Doo-rand" or affectionatley referred to as "D-town." You know you're in Durand when you see a plethora of big trucks, camoflauge, Fox racing shirts, and young girls who think Hollister is the epitome of haute cotoure.

"OMG, you're from DURAND?"

by themizz July 7, 2006

desando

A suspect of strange variety. often bald. knows karate. usually can be found with large birds of prey.

Watch out for that desando rookie. He waffle stomps brown children down his shower with karate.

by the dooki flipper July 8, 2021

DiSandro

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.

Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.

by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012

Duganda

A land one travels to when laying an immense, unconscionably steamy dugan. Dissimilar to the country of Uganda in the sense that it is not a physical location - but rather a state of mind, but similar in the sense that if you go there - you must absolutely be prepared for what lies ahead.

Guy 1: WHAT!? No, NO! You ate 3 steaks, a can of pinto beans, a cheesy gordita crunch and 2 ahi tuna rolls in the last 4 hours!
Guy 2: (Grimly, solemly) Yes, it's true. I have made the necessary preparations. Next stop, DUGANDA!

by The Fateful Cupboard July 16, 2009

Durand

Durand is literally the definition of ghetto. Terrible school with an incredibly high drop-out rate with more teen pregnancies than average and a lot of drug users (specifically marijuana). It was known in the 70’s & 80’s for having a porn theatre called Doo-rand Dirties. It used to be a safe haven in between Flint & Lansing but now it’s just turned into a hell hole known as Flint 2.0. You’ll see a lot of Chevy pick-up trucks that claim that they are farm-town boys but in all actuality they probably live in the suburbs. Don’t expect a lot in this town.

You’re in Durand? Jesus, I feel bad for you.

by DoorandDirties July 23, 2019

Dusana

A noun

1. An introverted, pantheistic cave dweller, known for its beauty, wisdom, and love of cannabis.

2. A walking encyclopedia of post traumatic growth with an innate ability to inspire paradigm shifts.

3. Artistically adept, sexual deviant who is ready to make you get on your knees.

4. Granola-munching hippie that hasn't washed their hair in over a month.

5. A protector of children.

6. Purveyor of herbal remedies, coping tools, and musical harmonies.

Get any two parts of Dusana together and you've got a recipe for fun.

by MamaKshama November 2, 2018