Durkee

1: Durkee is the physical embodiement of a symbiotic being from outerspace. Durkee's will latch onto your brain and suck the life out of you

2: A famous brand of spices

3: Very successful and handsome people. Decended from bavarian royalty, these people are a super race of human beings

"I'm going crazy...maybe I got the durkee's"

"These breasts need some cummin. Grab the Durkee"

"God that dude is sexy. He must be born of a Durkee"

by Dooku2Booku January 16, 2009

durpee

When you are fisting a wild animal or anything wearing nothing more then fur boots and a gas mask.

I totally durpee'd that cat lastnight.

by Oprah6969696 November 6, 2010

Durfee Slurpee

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023

Joe durtee

When a man performs fellatio on a homeless man that hasn’t showered in months then he takes the load in his mouth and uses a big gulp straw to blow it in the homeless mans ass and gets cum farted all over his face

Hey bro did you just joe durtee that bum behind the circle k?

by Hatchet harry February 23, 2022

Durpee

indian pronunciation of slurpee.

"I saw that Indian working the 711 counter and I asked him for a slurpee..he said 'WHUT!? A DURPEE?' and I said Yeah, a slurpee"

by lulzpawp May 30, 2009

durteemare

A growing trend in the fetish world. It's when a man has intercourse with a female... in this case "horsey style" and the female urinates on the male.

Either Sally needed to go to the bathroom or she's getting kinky, last night she pulled a durteemare on me!

by Fetish Guru April 8, 2011

Durpee

a combination of a slurpee and alcohol, preferably something tastey and delitious. also ben's beverage of choice while he casually walk around the copmmons and gazes out the window...
or of your heater, its a slurpee made from retarted people (gross heather)

Look guys, Ben has another Durpee!!!!
Dude, i want ben's durpee
After a hard day at work or school, my beverage of choice...is a Durpee brad Durpee

by MGDizzleDawg January 30, 2007