Dunstanese refers to all the boring, insufferable, never ending religious monologues one is subjected to during religious ceremonies. It is derived from the name of Saint Dunstan, Archbishop of Canterbury between 959 and 988 AD, the sharpest pain in every English King’s
arse, the absolute worst fun sponge in human
history, a pious pompous old windbag whose ridiculous inventions still bore us to this very
day.