dufus

A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.

"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Duoussy

(dew-oh-us-e)The duolingo's bird's pussy. So hairy and perfect that everyone wants to lick the juices out of the stuffy flaps. His big build will aid when you perform in the sex poses. I'm sure he'll always be a bottom ;)

"Mmmhh I'm really craving some duoussy right now"

by My name is Ben Dover March 31, 2022

dufass

Portmanteau of duffus and dumb ass.

Graeme, you are such a dufass.

by Richiebres November 3, 2013

dufus

the wrong way spelling "doofus"

"You are a dufus"

"Actually, it's 'doofus', you doofus"

by atmofunk August 7, 2006

dufiss

Alternate spelling of dufus, doofus, etc.
To be an idiot, stupid.

What a dufiss.
You can educate a retard, but no one can help a dufiss.

by Elle January 27, 2005

Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

Doppel-dufus

This term refers to a friend or close acquaintance, usually a male, that tries too hard to mimic or emulate someone they like or admire, including but not limited to - dressing or speaking in the same manner. However, they are considered half as smart as the person they are trying to emulate. The female equivalent is generally referred to as a "doppel-ditz." Often this term is used among college students.

John was Jason's doppel-dufus, constantly saying and doing the everything John did in the worst way.

by D.Healey November 10, 2011