dual wielding

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

Dual Wielding

Wielding duel

What does dual wielding mean?

by I’m.sad January 15, 2022

dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Teh dual wielding

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

by KingNothing September 21, 2005

DualWielding

Committing the act of jacking off furiously! Utilizing both hands one stacked on top of the other. Non-dominant & Dominant hand interchanging, some may even use variations of DualWielding. Such as, DualWielding salt shaker. This imitates your dominant hand on top, in a fast twisting motion.

"Jerry and buddies were just hanging out on the couch while his folks were out of town DualWielding, the front door opened and his dad witnessed Jerry and his buddy asshole naked on a couch together... "Dad, what the fuck! Y'all told me you weren't coming home for another day!"

by JerryOfTheDay_ November 3, 2017