Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.

Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”

by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019

drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 6, 2011

Drunk Texting

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.

- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -

by UN!C0RN5 4R3 MY F4V0R!T3! February 17, 2010

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. Someone on the East Coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or sexting their friends. What they don't consider is that their West Coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and sexts in the late afternoon/early evening.

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Messages 9pm ET:
"I want you right now baby!"
"I'm so wasted! Ahhhh I want you NOW!"
"Sorry...drunkkkk"

Recipient at 6PM PT:
"Wow...she's wasted and I haven't even eaten dinner yet."
"The future looks bright. I want to be you in 3 hours!"
"I love it when you BDT me baby."

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

by Daniel Boooone September 30, 2011

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019

Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

by Shake_360 July 26, 2011