drowsy smurf

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her

I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf

by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011

drowsy chaperone

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.

1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.

by fancygriddles June 18, 2011

drowsy dragon

The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.

I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.

by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016

drowsy milk

The milk produced by a nursing mother after she's had a drink or two at happy hour. Thus making the baby tired when it nurses.

I can't wait for happy hour today. Baby's getting some drowsy milk tonight!

by OAssBitches March 29, 2015

afternoon drowsies

A state of serene reverie bordering on sleep, often induced in hours following lunchtime.

“Kyle sometimes naps in his cubicle when faced with the afternoon drowsies, especially if he was up late chatting with Rebecca.”

by aljenacceber June 29, 2022

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012