drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples

i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive

by your mum is fit December 13, 2009

Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

by Lardtoe January 2, 2021

Like a rat up a drainpipe

To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.

"Jason rooted Kylie on their first date - he was like a rat up a drainpipe!"

by dluth December 13, 2008

alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

Bathgate Drainpipe

The act of peeing in a girl's bum, then having here fart over your face, thus covering you in your own urine, like standing under a burst drainpipe

This regular anal sex isn't doing it for me, I'm gonna need a Bathgate Drainpipe to get off

by Biblical Fartings January 26, 2011

russian drainpipe

v. Where, after consuming alcoholic beverages, a man and woman engange in intercourse until the female has an explosive shit.

Man: you wanna russian drainpipe?

Drunk girl: Hell Yeah!

by UD Creator73 December 2, 2013

clogged drainpipe

two people engaging in a 69, enjoying one another. the person becomes so excited that they look down longingly at their partner. in the moment of passion, they look down and he/she sees a bunch pubes in their partners gloriously white smile


i.e. a clogged drain pipe

"hey, baby you have a clogged drainpipe stop smiling"

by billy blank December 16, 2008