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Phantom downpour

When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out
That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.
by Olivitarium April 23, 2019
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Drought to Downpour

The female version of six to midnight. When a female sees/does something that exponentially arouses her, causing uncontrollable desire, which results in a flood in her pants. She might have to mop herself up after.
I just went from drought to downpour after he bent me over, yanked on my hair and grabbed my love handles.

I went from drought to downpour when he took off his shirt.
by lbi11 October 30, 2011
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Northern Downpour

The official home of AFOMFF.

Also, the coolest place to be ever
I am in a freaking NORTHERN DOWNPOUR!
by Taryn S. October 20, 2008
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torrential downpour

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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Crystal Downpour

aka Crystal Meth Whore
aka Crystal Down Syndrome
aka Crystal Crack Whore
aka Kyle Daniel Clifton
"Wow, you're so much like Crystal Downpour!"
by Sammysaurus December 12, 2012
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downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.
A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.
by QuacksO August 4, 2024
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