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donship

Donship means reaching the pinacle and climax of a human life. There is no greater achievement than to reach Donship. Staying up to all hours of the night and not thinking about their jobs the next day. Dons make things happen when theres nothing going on and will go out every day of the week. They realize life is too short to sit around in their house. They live in the moment and make the best of it. They also realize sleep is for the weak and consume large amounts of alcohol. The word Donship is hard to sum up in a few sentences because theres a very vast list of requirements. The word is forbidden to use by people who have not reached Donship. People can say what they would have done at a party or make exuses about why they cant come out but they are lying to themselves and will later realize that life is too short and they didnt maximize it. These people think they have reached donship. The fact that I wrote this while being drunk says something in itself. This is a term for everyone that truly has achieved Donship.
"walked by a dwarf with a blowout and a jean jacket on campus the other day, burst out laughing right in front of him...donship"
by Don Donship January 2, 2008
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Doushio

Japanese for "What should I do?"
"Oh my god, my cat just got ran over by a car! Doushio!
by Mysticalnubcake January 12, 2012
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Donshiznot

A cleavland steamer after giving a blumpkin in which you kick in her muff and then give her an alaskan pipeline. After this act is finally complete, you give her a tony danza complete with frozen yogurt while she is incapacitated.
You: Yo man, what did you do last nite?
Me: I totally gave this girl a donshiznot!
You: Really???
Me: Yeah totally.
You: Was it hard to do?
Me: It comes with practice.
You: can you video tape it next time?
Me: Hellz yeah.
by Teuprobont October 3, 2008
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Dougshit

Similar to bullshit.
Used to describe any type of bullshit - or any conversation, for that matter - uttered by a person called Doug, in relation to anything concerning... well, anything.
"I'm getting all my wages this week dear"...

"What complete Dougshit"...
by blackdog365 April 29, 2009
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downshitpour

When you furiously shit into the toilet at a 90 degree angle with a velocity of 248 mph causing you anus to rip into two parts
I need to go to the hospital, I just had a downshitpour.
by heyitzstani April 6, 2017
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doushie

A doushie is someone who is usually homosexual, annoys the living shit out of you, and thinks that you like him. A doushie flops his little boy testicles out everywhere in public.
This kid that sits at my lunch table is a doushie, we all hate him and he never shuts the fuck up.
by sabbah January 23, 2010
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doushin it up

to get your way by being a complete asshole.
or to show complete disregaurd for others feelings. to some it up being a coplete doushe bag
'yo i'm goina doushe it up on dis nigga."
or
"that fuckin cop was doushin it up on dem weed charges."
by bongtokincrip October 24, 2006
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