Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.

Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"

by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010

DucheTastic

A person who is super duche, therefore adding the tastic to duche.

He is so duchetastic.

by Everybody\Speaks\B\e\e\r June 19, 2010

douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.

Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

by master bean flicker April 25, 2010

Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009

Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic

Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic

by Shackdriver February 10, 2020

Douchetastic

Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....

The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....

by meongchungee May 3, 2009

douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

One who is acting as if they were better then everyone. Originating from the renown word doucheybutfucker its a more pg 13 version. It also represents a larger amount of annoyance or anger to the certain individual who is pestering you at that time.It also serves as a term to mess with your friends while there in front of a girl thus cock blocking them and rendering them unable to get laid

man Fernando im sick of Dontaye cock blockin me hes such a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer.

Ricardo Monteczuma Favela Chirado Heraldo Pepe is not a citizen but he is a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

my girlfriend left me because she thinks im a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

by cj red fuzzy hat gorillaz fan April 4, 2010