Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).
by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009
Get the Doucheout mug.A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
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One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
by Mukluck May 6, 2011
Get the Douchmonster mug.the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
by dan y November 18, 2004
Get the douchitude mug.an adjective used to describe a person, thing, place that is ultra hip and cool. Derived from the infamous "supercalifragilisticexpialadocious"
by mz low May 26, 2006
Get the docious mug.The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.
by Kirk B. December 24, 2008
Get the doucheus maximus mug.When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.
We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.
by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010
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