[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

Douchnozzle

This is someone along the lines of a douchbag but they are worse. If someone is a douchbag and then some, then they are a douchnozzle.

Look at that douchnozzle over there he is so drunk he thinks the tree he is talking to is a person.

by jncrawford48 May 19, 2009

douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.

Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle

by mike short May 14, 2005

douchenozzle

Like a douche, but more fun to say

God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.

by R eezy February 5, 2015

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Douchenozzel

The lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches

John: I was at the pool hall when Jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
Doug: Yeah jeff is a real Douchenozzel!

by Antidouche August 26, 2009

Douchenipple

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.

Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."

by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012