Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

douche bo baggins

a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.

he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.

masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.

a true dushawn mandick.

FO DRIZZLE

madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.

Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins

madeline: word my nigga?

Landon: cheah son, gucci

by dookiebruhjohnsonfacenigga April 1, 2010

douchie baggins

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).

Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.

by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008

Douche Baggington

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.

Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!

by BillHo June 2, 2011

Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

douche] bagging [bitch

some who is really fucked...

your mom is a douche bagging bitch

by L November 29, 2003