Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

douche bo baggins

a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.

he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.

masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.

a true dushawn mandick.

FO DRIZZLE

madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.

Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins

madeline: word my nigga?

Landon: cheah son, gucci

by dookiebruhjohnsonfacenigga April 1, 2010

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019