Doser

A doser is a man with testosterone as 100 bulls. A doser drinks beer, weighs at least 95 kg and benches at least 115 kg

”Look at that doser over there, he’s such a fucking man”
”Yeah he fucks all the girls”

by guns12345 January 3, 2020

doser head

A complete idiot, also known for being very silly or stupid. It's misspelled for loser, but you add the head on b/c they're idiot's.

Jamie, you are a complete doser head.
You need to go home.

by doser head July 2, 2005

Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023

low doser

1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time

2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.

3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™

1. I can't spend more than 5 minutes with that guy! He's a total low doser.

2. She is definitely a low doser, she's so negative, I can't stand being around her!

by Mr. Spy August 16, 2007

Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

by john shepherd May 28, 2007

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.

I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.

by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007