dogsharking

the act of posting subpar/unattractive photos online in order to lower other people's standards of your appearance so they are pleasantly surprised when they meet you irl

"Yo how did your date go?"
"The girl was dogsharking me the whole time cause she was insanely gorgeous when I met her today"

by Theinvinciblerani24 January 9, 2020

Dogsharking

The opposite of catfishing. When you appear to be much uglier than you actually are.

I haven’t showered today or put on makeup…I’m really dogsharking today.

by Liz Bond July 24, 2021

Darksparks

A lesbian and wholesome relationship between Renee “Wraith” Blasey and Natalie “Wattson” Paquette.

Darksparks shipper: I will break your tibias if you don’t ship them. MAKE THEM CANON TOM!

Everyone else: Wha-

by anonymous December 20, 2020

doomshark

a person and skurb on xbox

the name doomshark5

by coolcat32 January 4, 2018

dickshark

A person who loves gobbling dick like a shark

“Yo bro Stacy is such a dickshark!”

by Dickshark November 24, 2021

Darksharts

The “DarkSharts” is an obfuscation technique where in the user *of the DarkSharts* will present something with every superficial hallmark of a logical argument other than an actual logical argument, instead replacing the rational arguments with string of unintelligible pedantic words that together sound as if they make sense to the untrained ear, but in fact mean nothing.

Lot operator-“Hey! You can’t park that car there!” Driver-“Sir in the authority that has been given to me from the information presented at some point earlier I was led to know not only that I can park here, that I am in fact the only person who has any right to park here due to my relevant credentials presented on my person property condoning such actions without recompense. Lot supervisor-“umm yeah, I okay alright, go on” -passenger “there you go again, using the darksharts to get free parking.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

DarkDork DorkDark

The weirdest person you'll ever meet, dorky and sadistic asf.

They are nice.... although they will laugh when you are in pain.

"oh man did you see her?" "yeah she is a real darkdork dorkdark."

by DarkDork DorkDark March 6, 2018