Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Donked Out

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.

"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"

by Big J Macc June 23, 2009

Doryed

When you tell someone to do something but they instantly forget it

Mat did you do that thing for me?
Errrr... what thing?
He’s doryed me.

by DoryMat August 8, 2018

dorkenstenian

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.

Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

by Bob882 October 1, 2004

dorkidori

a clothing line started in 2007 by las vegas multimedia designer Lenn Franz. It has heavy roots in drifting and import automobiles (such as nissans, toyotas and hondas).

was also used as the owners nickname for a number of years before the company was started.

"thats a bitchen dorkidori shirt youve got on"

by black_umbrella July 20, 2009

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003

Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006