Derpentine

Noun: a comment so stupid that it can be used to strip even the most durable house paint.

Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.

by Grae Hall May 2, 2010

Corentine

Valentine’s Day during the coronavirus crisis. When singles worldwide feel less heart-broken or lonely that Covid-19 would prevent couples from going and dining out—the coronavirus is such a great leveler even on love matters, when it spares a thought for the unattached.

This Corentine, a number of food and flower businesses might just go under, or when most unmarried couples would reluctantly have to e-dine via Zoom.

by MathPlus February 12, 2021

Corentine

Someone who's really kinky in bed. Always the dominant one of the relationship.

Damn, son. She brought out the whips and the handcuffs.
Yeah, she's totally a Corentine

by DustBustAndRust August 3, 2016

Dudentine's Day

Celebrated on March 14. Also known as steak and blow job day. Since flowers, chocolates, and hearts are for Valentine's Day and traditionally for women, this is the equivalent to celebrate and spoil the special man in your life.

Tonight we are going out for Dudentine's Day.

by Cookies2go March 14, 2020

doruntina

An annoying, always angry never happy girl.
BE HAPPY ALREADY!!!

Dard: That's Doruntina!
Nicha: Omg the angry girl!
Nori: Hahah!

by Miyuuph March 14, 2016

dalentine

A gay Valentine's that involves an orgy. It's only comes once a year. The gay orgy usually involves whips and hardcore sex objects.

Dude I celebrated Dalentine's last night. Do you want to see the cuts I got from it?

by Someone35898 December 13, 2017

dalentine

It's a Valentine for gay men. They celebrate it with a hardcore brutal orgy. It usually contains whips and other painful sex toys.

Dude I celebrated Dalentine last night . I have so many cuts on my back.

by Someone35898 December 13, 2017