dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

by Kevin December 15, 2003

dodgeballs

When your balls stick to your leg.

Man, I have a serious case of dodgeballs.

by Steif798 August 6, 2011

dogballs

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.

Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!

by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

by DaChazman February 23, 2005

Dogballs

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

by K September 24, 2003

Dougballs

balls that belong to men named Doug. Can also be used as an expression of nostalgia/slight disappointment.

Aw, dougballs.

Or

That date sucked dougballs.

by Silverthongman January 31, 2010

deballsitation

basically you chop off your balls.

"Hey john, you wanna commit deballsitation?"
"Yeah sure!"

by lolgod2 October 16, 2022