Doobner

Worst guy in the world yet there can be many Doobners.

Wow, that guy is such a DOOBNER

by BigDoob January 30, 2019

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

Doorner

A door that is unpleasantly bent in the middle. This door is placed in the corner of a wall. Opening or closing the door is likely unpleasant and confusing, yet some sadistic people could enjoy it and see it as a funny joke. Whether this is actually a thing or not is unknown. This door originates from a meme. The meme makes it unclear if it is real or not but looks very much like real life.

P-1"Dude, why?!"
P-2"Doorner."
P-1"I don't get it?! Why a door corner?! That doesn't make sense!"

by BagOnFire69 March 30, 2023

Doozer

A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.

what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?

by mandouh February 12, 2009

doozler

somebody who will never lose their virginity, usually has copper colored hair and acne in the form of a beard, smokes pot on the daily, and their neck resembles one of a giraffe.

Dante: "Jeff shut up you doozler."
Jeff: "No Dante, im not THAT bad looking."

by Amanda Pampena July 16, 2008