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DOOSH

A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.
Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.
by Cum 5 April 27, 2008
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doosh

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.
by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004
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Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010
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Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
by Prolixity January 28, 2009
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doosh 8

1.the act of " out right bitchory " 8 good looking girls who decide to call them sleves a group which no one can join
2.using other people to have partys at there house when they are to big of a pussy to have on in there house
3.to have a girl who is a bitch and toys around wiht guys heads
bitch 1: hey lets go use someone so we can drink at there house
by homo January 23, 2005
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ska-doosh

When a big fat Panda grabs your finger with his or her thumb and finger and then proceeds to flex his or her pinky, releasing the power of the universe onto you.
SKA-DOOSH!@!!11one
by rickmang May 24, 2009
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Truck Doosh

That 40 year old guy who flew by you then proceeded to cut you off and give you a look like your the moron here. You know the one with the "i'm proud to be an american" sticker ever so slightly positioned next to a "W" sticker on his bumper.
Pretty much every older chevy,ford or dodge full size model truck you see on the road who is above 40 is a truck doosh.
by heliumtank101 March 5, 2010
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