To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
by King Votori August 24, 2014
Get the Colgate Dookie mug.Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
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A Doonie is a Vagina... Term was Popularized by YN Louie & YN Jay. In songs they mention "beating peoples doonies down" which is the verbal phrase for Doonies. which means the same as beating up a pussy or fuckung the shit outta someone.
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Get the pookie dookie mug.The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
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Get the Glock Dookie mug.A person that smells similar to dookie (shit). Usually that nigga and the area around him smells like dookie and he can't help it.
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