William Doolittle

The formal version of the age-old indication of intent to comply: "will do"

1. Hey, would you mind cleaning up that pile of vomit in the hallway?

- William Doolittle.

2. Dude, please stop sleeping with my girlfriend.

- William Q. Doolittle, Esq.

by bobslackers February 2, 2010

Homo doofious

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.

The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.

by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008

dolliosis

A rare sickdom for guys that are gay, and play with dolls.

Wow, Scotty has a severe case of dolliosis!

by Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo March 9, 2008

Doolittle

A common street name for a disposable nicotine device.

John: “hey Chris, can I hit that Doolittle?”

Chris: “It’s almost burnt”
John: “Damn”

by Rustyy Shackleford January 25, 2021

Curt Doolittle

Leader of anarcho-libertarianism specifically propertarianism (a libertarian school of thought). Delineated propertarianism as a distinction of decidability between conflationary (high-context) and deflationary (low-context) modes of communication.

Curt Doolittle does a little; but he does a lot for the alt-right.

by sandraxine July 27, 2017

Doolittle

Derogatory term used to describe the lack of work ethic shown in a person.

This person is usually known to the rest of the work force for their lack of effort or by doing the bare minimum resulting in others having to contribute more.

While I'm working my arse off, that Kim swans around like she owns the place, she's a right Doolittle.

How can he/she be working when they spent more time wandering about doing nothing, he/she's a right Doolittle

by jarvisarrow March 6, 2010

Doolinhiemer

When you get drunk and have an unfortunate incident due to incapacitation.

I had a drunken Doolinhiemer last night. "What did you do?" I accidentally busted my head open on my 55 inch flat screen TV.

by Akristocrat May 3, 2014