Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit

Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy

by Saan! May 5, 2022

Dookie Nigga

A person that smells similar to dookie (shit). Usually that nigga and the area around him smells like dookie and he can't help it.

Elliot: Yo Randy, what's good my nigga?
Randy: Chill, you smell like shit you dookie nigga.

by Swaggie Nigga May 26, 2013

dookie bomb

A poop in a public restroom that smells really bad.

The 4th floor girls of Bryan Hall drop dookie bombs all the time.

by pine November 1, 2007

dookie cough

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010

Spooky Dookie

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie

by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016

glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)

Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

by lottapressure May 9, 2022

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014