I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

I don't speak baguette by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

i don't speak pineapple 

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

i don't speak pineapple by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE 

A TCC meme.

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE by checkers deluxe May 9, 2018

I don't speak broke 

(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves

Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?

*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.

I don't speak broke by Chad's Chad February 1, 2019

i don't speak japanese 

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

i don't speak japanese by alvin santos June 1, 2007

Don't speak on me 

When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.

"Nigga you suck at everything"
"You suck dick nigga shut yo bitch ass up, don't speak on me"

Don't speak on me by Kalidophym June 29, 2022

i don't speak english 

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

i don't speak english by qwbeddly June 3, 2018