Don Quixote

1. To be afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness.

2. One who is an imbecile.

Setting: A & B stare in horror as imbecile runs towards an old woman yelling about a princess.

A: Who the bloody hell is that nutter?
B: Oh, that's Jeremy. I always knew this would happen. Looks like he's finally gone Don Quixote on us.
A: Ahhhh yes. Well will you look at that he's just hit a windmill.

by The Voice of Reason and Truth May 23, 2011

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When you prop up a girls hips, and she is soaking wet, fuck her hard until you cum in her. Then piss in her while she is still propped up. Then you stick your finger in her cum and piss filled pussy, spin it around to get it all coated with the stank brew, use your finger to draw a mustache on your passed out buddy's face.

(When your buddy wakes up). "Hey, what is that awful smell?"
(You reply)"I totally gave you a Don Quixote with that nasty skank I fucked last night!"

by Dave the Sick Fuck January 20, 2009

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The sexual act where a woman with large breasts rubs butter on her chest and swings them in a circular motion while a man attempts to charge her with his erect penis and plant firmly in her cleavage.

That bitch was so crazy that I had to ram her with that Don Quixote, son!

by Wise Axe October 19, 2022