I don't go here

1. "I don't usually participate in this"

2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"

Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.

(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)
"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."
by cryptologicalMystic April 25, 2022
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don't go to school tomorrow

What the emo white boy that you were nice to tells you the day before he shoots up the school
"Hey, don't go to school tomorrow."
"Thanks, bro."
by Susssssssssussusususus January 12, 2017
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Don't go gaga on me

To lose your brain and act like you're a man.
Tiffany: Oh no! Mary is acting gaga again! -humps seat-
Lisa: Oh no! Tiff, don't go gaga on me!
by crazyone2142 June 01, 2010
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Don't go catchin herpes

What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.
Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.

I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
by SsTtUu00 June 20, 2011
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Don't go all noodles on me

1. To talk crazy

2. to get all mushy (Mushy as in all sentimental and such.)
Gawd Raimi don't go all noodles on me.
by Necey January 16, 2005
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A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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