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Dolphined

Getting very very drunk
Mate i got totally dolphined yesterday night!
by CHILDRENNNNNNN March 15, 2011
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Dolphined

Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."
Example 1

Girl - "Eh Eh."

Guy - "Oopsh." :)

Example 2

Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"

Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"
by Abzsss October 15, 2013
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Dolphinism

Like racism but against dolphins.
Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?
by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011
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Dolphinitely

Really the only acceptable way to say definitely. They don't mean the same thing however.

Dolphinitely bring Dolphins into the conversation, giving the user more Ethos because Dolphins are smart and cute.

This word is a must for anyone trying to express strong emotion
Dolphinitely: Definitely, but even more so
"Hey Babe... do you love me?"
"OH Dolphintely sweety, NO doubt!"
"Awww thanks honey, you're the best"
by Funny Flynn the Bottle October 7, 2018
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DolphinSexual

What my friend and I are.
We screw dolphins. They are sexy. We are attracted to them.
by Anthony Scrima March 13, 2004
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dolphinize

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.
The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.
by mad genius October 27, 2010
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Dolphinite

One who has an odd addiction to sex toys.
"Is that a 15 inch, lubricated, vibrating dildo? You are a one of a kind dolphinite, buddy."
by Kaptain Kelso September 16, 2011
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