Doke 

A word that can be substituted with the work Joke or Kidding in the sentence " Are you joking/kidding me?"

Usually used when you are rageing in anger.

*Dies in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by a noob tube.*

"ARE YOU f%*ING DOKEING ME!?!"

Doke by LemonSmack and Nightlyfe February 6, 2010

doke 

To smoke a cigarette. Underage minors use this word in their conversation as to not raise suspicion around adults. Replaces the verb to 'smoke'.

"Hey man wanna doke after school?"

doke by Epsilius March 2, 2009

Doke 

Someone who doesn't show up when you want to go out. A person who says he'll hang out with you and then decides not to.

Don't be a doke tonight when we meet up at the club.
You doked out on us last night, where the hell were you???
You god damn doker, we were supposed to meet at the strip joint and you never showed!

Doke by Zerocore September 24, 2005

Doke 

An adaptation of the word stoke. Also referred to as "dick-stoked". Used to describe stoke that occurs in/for your penis. It is more powerful than regular stoke. Reaching your plateau in stoke is impossible, but if you did then further increasing your stoke would cause doke to result. If you ever were to truly achieve doke your mind and penis would explode due to stoke overload. This explosion would also be the most intense orgasm that you cannot even fathom in your imagination. (Note: There is never too much stoke or doke, only too little).

"These bitches are making me so doked"

"I'm so doke around your mom"

Doke by doked cobra February 3, 2010

Doke 

n. /dōk/

1. Penis. (Origin: ME /Dok/ Trimmed tail hair. Similar: Dock n. The solid or fleshy part of an animal's tail, as distinguished from the hair.)

2. (Slang) Derogatory term. (Similar: Dick.)

3. Interjection. (Used to express surprise, irritation, disgust, etc. Similar: Hell.)

"A MMA fighter misplaced a knee strike, hitting the opponent in the doke."

"That cashier at Wal-mart was such a doke!"

"What the doke!"

Doke by NexSerenade October 18, 2012

doke 

to be raped by a stranger or/and in public

Emily got doked two weeks ago, she hasn’t spoken ever since.

doke by Rwanda1994 November 19, 2018

doke 

Someone who is stupid in their movement or the way they act. Un-organised and can forget things easily. See Ben Isaacs

Ben Isaacs is such a doke!

doke by James Clark February 2, 2004