Doink

Fat Doink is the equivalent to a blunt or weed

I smoked a fat doink last night bro.

by doinkbreh August 20, 2017

Doink

The biggest blunt known to man supposedly created by the late Young King Dave

Tyler; What the hell is that your smoking

Mike; its a doink bro

Tyler; Didnt Chief Keef mention doink in one of his songs

Mike; Nah man YKD invented them while smoking one in the amish kiddd

by Tarvish May 27, 2019

Doink

A fat blunt

Smoking big ol doinks in amish

by tuckahoe in bed October 7, 2017

Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.

Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.

by doinksbro October 31, 2017

Doink

Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner

The kick doinked off the goalpost

by Planks January 7, 2019

doink

Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.

Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.

by BTMNKY January 12, 2004

Doinked

Fuck, Slam, Punch, Pummel.

I doinked this milf last week. It was great until her hubby walked in on us, so I doinked him with a coffee mug right in the cocksucker (jaw). He didn't move at all and I knew it was going to be a long night.

by Kirky James October 23, 2009