dogism

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

git along little dogies

A dogie is a calf (young cow) that has no mother. Git along little doggie is a phrase shoutted out by cowboys while hearding cattle.

Head 'em up and move 'em out,... git along little dogies.

by Ray Gaither April 9, 2004

Dogist

One who does not like a particular breed of dog

"i don't like chihuahuas. they are soo loud and i can't stand them"

"Ooo you are such a dogist."

by LuckyRomeo August 19, 2009

Dogilect

The act of grammar and word misuse in compliance with the popular internet "Doge" memes. The wording usually consists of short, quick, one or two word expressions, and almost always includes a classic "wow" superimposed somewhere on the photo. Words like "much" and "such" can be placed before almost any misspelled word to create the proper Dogilect format.

Wow.
Much definition
So lern
Very example
Writin in Dogilect
Wow.

by Memeology November 22, 2013

dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

dogia

dank, very potent marijuana

chiefin, chiefin on dogia - slowed n throwed

by whitesnoop April 11, 2007

dogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010