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Doggie-Bag Dyslexia 

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.

Texas Doggie Bag 

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
Texas Doggie Bag by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special 

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!

Doggie bagging 

When ending a meeting that has already gone on too long and used up way too much of everyone's time, use this phrase to indicate wrapping up the unresolved issues to take them up later. Essentially, how you address what to do with issues left over from a meeting.
"OK people, we gotta end this meeting now. What are the issues we'll be doggie bagging for later?"
Doggie bagging by Hot Jam September 26, 2009

doggie bagger 

A really hot guy/girl who you'd want to take home with you
That guy is so hot, I'd like to doggie bag him.
doggie bagger by eazy e March 12, 2005

Doggie Bagging 

When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.
Jake was doggie bagging his girlfriend so he could {Alaskan pipeline} her the next night.
Doggie Bagging by jebjeb April 21, 2010