Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Dog-Ass-Playa
Is a man who refuses to get used by a Gold-digga.
Treating a money hungry woman with Little or no respect.
Dude: How are you doing today?
Chick: I could be doing better if you give me some money,
Dude: See you are always asking for money; that’s why I act like a
Dog-Ass-Playa.