doctor

a place you go to get your health checked

doctor sucks

by sharks28 October 27, 2016

doctor

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".

Sometimes God thinks he's a doctor.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

doctor

a smart asx who rejects easy to solve problems and gives u more pain instead of helping in any way

the doctor did not help us no matter how hard we tried

by nonekopopo October 03, 2020

doctor

This word's usage is derived from shortening "damn right" to "dr" in internet instant messaging, which is of course the abbreviation for doctor. Occassionally it may be said so quickly and with so much aggression as to be pronounced "dotter".

Friend: Man, I really need to take a shower.
Me: Doctor you do.

by Goat City January 14, 2012

doctor

A doctor is a person that has succeeded in research-related postgraduate studies of an extended period. Also known as a "doctor of philosophy".

Some professions such as medical practitioners, dentists, chiropractors and optometrists have more recently corrupted use of the term for their own personal ends.

"I am a doctor."

"Good, can you help me with my ingrown toenails?"

"No sorry, I'm a REAL doctor."

by Rob McQ August 05, 2006

doctor

See playing doctor

Sybil and I were playing doctor last night.

by Doctor Rooth June 07, 2004

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005