Disastatastrophe

Pronounced dizástá tástrəfee

Cleverly put together words Disaster and Catastrophe.

1.) A situation which may be called a disaster or catastrophe or even worse, both.

Original Source - Said by "Ted Bear" in one of Cyanide and Happiness' YouTube videos.

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-Example-
Ted Bear - "Here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the best has gone dodgy. Perhaps a albatross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it! Muckin' up your one snug commute to a spiraling disastatastrophe.

by SantaGuyDudePerson December 26, 2011

disastard

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

disastacle

An event that is both a disaster and a debacle.

Last week's party was a disastacle of epic proportions.

by donalaya February 20, 2011

disastacre

verb; an action which is worse than a massacre or a disaster.

I not only beat you, I disastacred you.

by Jason Wilkins December 9, 2007

Dizaster

Probably the most wack battle rapper of all time. He throws tantrums like a 5 year old, lives in his parent's basement and screams out his raps without actually rapping them. He doesn't even battle off the dome. Also, he's racist as fuck.

yo did you hear that battle with dizaster yesterday?
yeah his rhymes were a complete disaster

by g00dfriday October 7, 2010

disastafarian

A failed or wannabe rastafarian.

'Check out Matt P, man he's like a disastafarian!'

by Æsop December 2, 2004

Disasta

(Noun) a.The definition of 1337ness.

b.Disasta reminds us all that we are simply mortals. A man who demands respect and deserves it; a man whose mere subtle glances can bring down a nation; a man who reminds us all of who we once thought we'd become.

c. A leading member of the Jammasta clan

d. Without any doubt, a n00bslayer.

The n00b started a server in Counter-Strike Source, totally unaware that Disasta was about to join.

by Jammasta Blasta February 23, 2010