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An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

divorce by Me November 1, 2003

divorce 

wow! not fun!

I am going through a divorce.

divorce by cranberryjuice June 8, 2010

Divorce 

An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!

Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.

Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.

Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.

Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.

Billy: Will you still live with each other?

(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)

Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.

Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)

Divorce by kebsturr March 19, 2009

divorce 

from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

divorce by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

divorce 

The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house

I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce

divorce by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013

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A period at the end of woman's marriage where she becomes an emotionally unstable, gold digging, bitch with an unearned sense of entitlement.

She was getting a divorce and was taking everything .

divorce by JoyDropNelson September 6, 2010

divorce 

This is what happens when the woman realizes that she can't completely change the man she married and thus needs someone new, fresh, and exciting. She knows that he has done nothing wrong and has tried very hard to be a good husband, so she will be very conflicted until she finds another man in which to confide her deepest desires. This new man will give her the confidence she needs to ditch her husband. "All you want is to be happy," the new man will say. This is a successful play by the new man to get into her panties.

Lovesick and out-of-character behavior may ensue by the man in his incredible frustration. Fortunately for the wife, the system is stacked completely in her favor. Half of his savings go to her. She gets a protective order when he tells her what a bitch she is being. Her friends and family move in to protect her from her supposedly vindictive and psychotic ex-husband. The cheating is shrugged off as an afterthought. All is well in her world.

Raquel: You haven't done anything wrong, but I want a divorce. I found someone all new and shiny. Also, I'd like half of your savings.
David: How could you do this to me? *starts to cry* I deserve better. I was a good husband.
Raquel: Your feelings aren't my concern anymore. We're getting a divorce, remember? By the way, I feel so incredibly loved by the new man it's almost surreal.
David: Fuck you, you ice cold little bitch!
Raquel: That's it, I'm taking a restraining order out on you.
After the restraining order is taken out, David begins to have nightmares. Raquel moves in with her new man and lives happily ever after.

divorce by Matthew West August 29, 2008