divent

A shortened version of 'don't' used by geordies. Contains one more syllable than 'don't'.

hew marra divent pour that jägerbomb till wor kid brings some more pre's

by Dwg123 October 2, 2016

Turd diverter

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Digestin' Clothes

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

Divertisimo

A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.

I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".

by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Divett44

Divett44 is the account on twitter, only known by few to drunk tweet. He will occasionally reply ‘aired g’ to any tweet at all, without reason. He is also a Manchester United fan, which shows how deluded he really is. Nevertheless he is one of the more likeable accounts on football twitter, and seems to never sober up

FT Account 1: ‘Hey, that Divett44 is replying to my tweets again, what do I do?’
FT Account 2: ‘Just leave him, he’s definitely drunk again’
Daniel_haddock: ‘Penis’

by charliekc June 24, 2020

Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.

"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010