Bitchuation

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"

" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"

by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010

fitchuation

An unspeakable sex act that involves depilatory cream, an enema bag, and a personal grudge.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's popularity from Jersey Shore inspired Abercrombie and Fitch to create a t-shirt that said "The Fitchuation" on it, thus giving us the perfect name for something we have heretofore had to refer to as "you know... *that* thing."

Example: "Bro. breaks down sobbing"

by joeyfresh August 22, 2011

bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.

Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party

by YTCD September 13, 2009

kitchuation

Any of a number of situations in a kitchen that might be deemed as unfortunate. A nasty, messy kitchen.

I knew we had a serious kitchuation when I saw something moving amid the pile of stinking dishes in the sink.

by jason numedahl February 5, 2009

bitchuation

It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.

"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"

by Richard Morris June 13, 2004

Bitchuation

When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others

Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.

by laura leigh March 15, 2009