Dissendium

A place where Pepperoni is a staple diet.

Where Neville Longbottom reigns supreme. Harry Potter

by Twinkle January 12, 2005

Dissendium

A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.

"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.

Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"

Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Cho is rightly worshipped as the true love of Harry Potter by all elite members.

First rule of Dissendium - we never talk about Dissendium.

"Harry felt a lurch in his stomach which he didn't think had anything to do with nerves."

by Tina Trelawney Wood January 18, 2005