Dismember

The action of chopping off your penis and mailing it to your partner. This tradition is usually used in long distance relationships.

Taylor: Hey babe, I miss you
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!

by cutejo March 18, 2025

Dismember The King

a blackened deathcore band made up of two vocalist. who did i mention are in HIGH SCHOOL. with their guitarist and mixer Donny. with their fan base being called "The Holy Ones" based off their song "For I The Holy One".

man 1: yo, have you heard of Dismember The King?
man2: that death metal band based online?

man1 proceeds to dismember man2

by tdogino March 1, 2022

Dis-member

After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

by Pizzy-to-tha June 30, 2005

Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

disremember

An alternative to using the word forgot.

I disremembered my doctors appointment.

by Cyndie Whip-u-lot December 22, 2004

Dissembler

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker

I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler

by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023