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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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Boston Dishwasher

A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.
Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag
by JarrodTheLubeBoy November 6, 2019
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Dishwasher

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.
Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
by Randee3 November 11, 2019
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Disowned

refusal to acknowledge, and/ or maintain any connection with.

people are often ''disowned'' by their family.

to be disowned is to be ignored like you don't exist by a specific person/group as they should act as if they don't know you, and never did.
"Amy's family disowned her when they found out she was a lesbian."
by qztal May 29, 2018
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Dishonest Don

A person who lies, exaggerates, and fabricates the truth in order to impress others and sustain a self-fulfilling delusion. Especially, someone who continues to lie when everyone knows the person is lying. Origins: 21st Century U.S.A, inspired by President Donald Trump's behaviors.
Quit being a Dishonest Don, we all know your inauguration was not well attended and that Obama didn't tap your "wires" (aka surveillance from microwave oven).
by Pav Lago March 23, 2017
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dishonor

the word i always imagine said by a male with a heavy Japanese accent
" you bring dishonor to your family"
" somebody is on dis honor roll"
"somebody dis hona roll" badum-ch
by boop da snoot November 11, 2018
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The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.
I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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