Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.
1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.
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You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.
Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022
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a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much
Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.
by iltkgfr December 19, 2022
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a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser
alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 31, 2023
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somebody who spends their whole day on discord and doesn't get off

an discordian is also someone who edates
discordian : yo ma , u wanna be my girl?

youngboyfan1234 : no yb hit
by niadisabled April 12, 2022
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A person that smells like a stoink & stays on the free voice, video, and text chatting app Discord 24/7.
Does he ever get off his computer?! Like go outside and touch some grass, you fuckin’ discordian.
by smoothbrainkilla February 20, 2022
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mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life
sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr
by mannyily April 10, 2022
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