Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.

Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude

by dr ben May 30, 2013

disasterscape

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.

Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!

by ExBestem September 12, 2009

Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.

While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012

The Queen of Disasters

It is Kangana Ranaut. She is a flop actress of Bollywood who breathes controversies to remain in limelight. Till 2021, out of her last 12 movies, she has delivered 9 disasters. With worst success ratio, she is the leading lady in terms of delivering consistent flops. She has no clean hits since 2015 with back to back 7 flops/averages. Despite doing movies with big directors/producers/actors like Karan Johar, Ajay Devgan, Hrithik Roshan, Mahesh Bhatt, she has been rejected by the audience. By doing the chaploosi of govt, she buys some awards. But couldn't buy a single clean hit since 2015.

People would always remember Kangana Ranaut as the queen of disasters.

by TheLogicalTroller April 24, 2021

disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous

In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous

by Jamie February 14, 2004

disasterisk

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.

the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.

by retiredengr April 1, 2011

disastercising

When your wearable device notices an increased heart rate and asks if you’re exercising but you’re just sitting there worrying about the future.

My Nike app asked if I started a workout but I was just on the couch disastercising about the future.

by ticktech May 2, 2020