Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

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Dirty Mexican Slushie

During sex, insert a nice cold slushie down your partners penis. Then have your other partner to ejaculate it out. When its about to come out, shove it up your nostrel and wait for an icey suprise

Jenifer: " dude my nose hurts from the dirty mexican slushie!"

Paul: "same It felt like antartica down there!".

by Oliver klothesoff October 29, 2011

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Dirty Mexican Breakfast

Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.

Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.

by Ultrabastard October 11, 2015

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The dirty Mexican

When a horny guy has no other choice but to remove his female partners tampon before they engage in sexual intercourse. (you do not actually have to be mexican)

"the dirty mexican"
Chancho: so do you want me to pull it out?
Babycakes: I'm not gonna do it!
Chancho: ugghhh... Ok... I guess...
Chancho: *pulls the tampon out*
¡¡MUCHO SEXO!!
Babycakes: you dirty Mexican!

by ¡Martinez! August 15, 2010

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Old Dirty Mexican

A 30+ dude of questionable Spanish origin, likes to pick up young women and is often seen drunk convincing you to give him things desires. Is an expert swindler and will convince you that the sky is purple.

That old dirty Mexican just walked into my house and demanded smokes and beers!

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

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