Dirty john

by November 07, 2021
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dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
by ajmxd August 08, 2021
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Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
by mac November 12, 2004
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John Dirty Ratcliffe

A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.
I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019
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John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.
"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."
by Michael David December 01, 2006
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Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.
I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.
by Surfguy September 14, 2020
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Dirty John

That is 1 dirty john
by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021
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