Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

Dirty Little David

People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.

'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids

Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.

"Where's David?"

"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."

Dirty Little David

Everyone has noticed Dirty Little David trying to hide his erection at some stage...

by KeeksWilson August 20, 2019

Dirty Davi

when the imposter from among us grips your thighs and touches the inside of youre balls thats called a dirty davi

Mom: how was yesterday at football practice
Davi: I didn't go i met with imposter
Mom: what did u do with imposter
Davi: I did a dirty Davi😈

by big white pedo man May 26, 2021

Dirty Davido

It is where you suck on your moms balls

Woah i just pulled a dirty davido

by korkluver78 March 10, 2022

Dirty davidson

A dirty Davidson is the act of playing Borderlands 2 and sticking your cock into a usb socket into your pc.

Holy shit I just done a Dirty Davidson.

by Mr Sqeezenul July 27, 2022

Dirty Davido

It is where you suck on your moms balls

Woah i just pulled a dirty davido

by korkluver78 March 10, 2022