Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

dipshit

the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass

nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"

by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Dumpster Dipping

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014

Hip dips

Natural indentions on a woman’s hip that are BEAUTIFUL. In other words, some random flaw girls found to feel self conscious about.

Hey do you thing her hip dips are ugly?
No they’re beautiful!

by l0vely_drea May 14, 2020

skinny dipping

swimming nude

"I forgot my swimming suit"
"No problem, we can go skinny dipping"

by Andre December 17, 2003

Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Dipping the fish

The female version of tea-bagging

"My husband is a paraplegic, so I am always dipping the fish"

by El Gadot October 30, 2014